Thursday, October 2, 2008

Verne Troyer Sex Tape

Verne Troyer Sex Tape?
Oh wow, just wow! We have all seen midget porn before, but Mini Me is just gross and deformed, no one should see him naked! Just seeing him pee on The Surreal Life was bad enough, but now TMZ has a clip of him kissing his girlfriend, from a supposed sex tape! Watch now!

Best Love Triangle Ever: Verne Troyer, Dominique Arganese and Jason "Wee Man" Acuna

Verne Troyer just can’t catch a break.

First, the Ranae Shrider sex tape gets leaked. Now the new chick he's dating goes and starts cheating on him with Jason “Wee Man” Acuna of Jackass fame.

Canadian model Dominique Arganese was last seen locking lips with Verne in Vegas, but New York Post gossipers are claiming they recently saw her getting it on with Jason “Wee Man” Acuna - the wild, crazy, skateboarding Jackass star.

At an even four feet, he's a foot taller than Verne Troyer. Does that give him a complex when both are technically... little? Just some food for thought.

The skanky ways of Dominique Arganese are still relatively little-known, but they helped get her a job in Vegas, performing in an up-and-coming show.

Her new boss, Jeff Beacher, summing up Vegas as well as anyone ever has, stated that “[Dominique] is of the most beautiful girls I have ever seen, and as soon as I heard she was sleeping with every midget in town, I knew she was perfect for my show.”

Lady Love's Wee Man Fling Cuts Verne Troyer's Latest Romance Short

Everyone's got his her or her thing, and bless Dominique Arganese's heart, she likes midgets. Like, two of them. At the same time, according to reports, which cite Verne Troyer's lithe new girlfriend and partner-in-steak as a two-timing dwarf seductress. And her latest conquest? Jason "Wee Man" Acuna, naturally, with whom the Montreal-based model is rumored to appear in compromising photos currently making the rounds.We can't make this up, nor would we really want to. Troyer may be small, but his heart breaks as big as anyone's, and after all of his bitter, tax-resolving sex-tape misfortune last summer, we're deeply sorry for his loss. Or at least we were before Arganese's gossipy publicity jig was up seconds later:

[A]t least her predilection for petite people has landed her a job. Arganese will be starring in Jeff Beacher's new show, Beacher's Burlesque, opening on Halloween in a yet-to-be-determined casino in Las Vegas. "She's one of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen, and as soon as I heard she was sleeping with every midget in town, I knew she was perfect for my show," Beacher told Page Six.

Evil! But rest assured these people will get what's coming to them — just ask Troyer's ex Ranae Shrider, who'll be the first to tell you it's not social climbing if your date is only 30 inches tall.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Verne Troyer Photos

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